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nostalgiaultra:

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

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working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

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johanirae:

I reckon if more people understood this there would be a lot less victim blaming when it comes to rape.

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meladoodle:

hey mum can you proofread my sexts

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davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

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grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

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upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

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herochan:

The Batmobile

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