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me and bae having sex
bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar
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that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

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So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.


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RT if you a Catfish

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*uses empty cheeto’s bag as my purse*

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too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people

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being positive is the most attractive thing you can be


how fitting

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allergies are just natural selection’s way of saying “you gotta go son”

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