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meladoodle:

hey mum can you proofread my sexts

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davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

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grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

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upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

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herochan:

The Batmobile

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catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

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taintanthony:

a moment of silence for all of the straight girls

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aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

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